flabbergasting experience

Yesterday I was at an event with my aunts. It was nothing special but I had a good time. There were people doing their own things and whatnot and everything was calm. 

There was a table with some people playing board games and stuff, they were like 5 old people goofing around and doing Bingo shit. 

I was chatting with my aunt and after a bit we just did our own thing. As the convo died down one of the people playing board games took a big, rancid fart behind us, I swear she left a shit stain on her chair. I WAS BAFFLED BECAUSE SHE SEEMED SO NONCHALANT ABOUT IT AND EVERYONE ELSE DIDN'T EVEN BAT AN EYE. 

IT WAS SO FUCKING LOUD I SWEAR IT WAS LOUDER THAN THE FIRE ALARM IN MY SCHOOL AND I WAS EVEN MORE FLABBERGASTED WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT HER. AND ME AND MY AUNT LITERALLY STARED AT HER AS IF SHE GREW 8 ARMS AND BEGAN CRAWLING ON THE WALS LIKE A CENTIPIDE BUT SHE JUST WENT ON WITH HER BOARD GAME SHENANIGANS.

I WAS LAUGHING LIKE A MADMAN IT WAS LITERALLY MIND BOGGLING WHAT THE FHBJSFAAAAA

also there was a child playing Minecraft at full volume whilst some1 was having this event speech thing that was like "thanks for the donations!" or smth BUT THE ONLY THING I HEARD WAS THAT SIPPING POTION SOUND AND DOORS OPENING AND CLOSING, IT WAS RINGING IN MY EARS.