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PIZZA TOWER INFODUMP

hi. excuse me. im about to be extremely autistic about pizza tower so be warned. 


ahem. 

I LOVE PIZZA TOWER SO MUCH HOLY FUKCING SHIT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE ITS OFFICIALLY BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I FIRST GOT INTO IT AND GOD I LOVE IT SOMUCH. oits such a funvcking amazing game like i could play it and talk about it and everything for actual hours like  oggggghghghh. THe GAMEPLAY is so goddamn smooth. like i love the way that the characters move soou much (except for gustavo but. you only play as him in gnome forest and pig city so idrc i just cant get his moveset down 😭 ) I LOVE HOW FUCKING BUSTED THE NOISES MOVESET IS??? like you can literally just gain infinite height by spamming the crusher jump and side spining its so funny like it fits him perfectly for his controls to be completely jank. I love THe Noise hes so cutie patootie. anyways. i love hte art sosososososo much like the ammount of effort put into all of the sprites liek DID U KNOW PEPPINO HAS OVER 5000 INDIVIDUAL SPRITES???? LIKE I FORGET THE EXACT NUMBER BUT ITS OVER 5000 . peppino is so fucking hot oh my gofd. sorry. the music in this game is so good like i havent been this obsessed with a game soundtrack since undertale and dare i say that the PT soundtrack mayhaps be better than undertale.... for me theres only one level in pizzatower that sucks. complete ass. and thats fucking PEPPIBOT FACTORY. HOLY SHIT I HATE PEPPIBOT FACTORY ITS NOT EVEN FUN I JUST GOD ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING TO GET THROUGH LIKE ITS THE WORST LEVEL IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME. also idont like War. but thats because it makes me anxious and i haet time limits in games. :(( which yknow the entire point of the game is to break the john pillar to activate pizza time which is. a timed segment. but for the first half of the level i can get a feel for it and take my time 😭 ithink my favorite level is refrigerator refrigerdoor freezerator or however the fuck u spell it .!!!! its so fun and theres no ice physics!!!!!! i think i would actually die if there were ice physics and!! when u get the pepper pizza powerup its so fun!!!! u just get to blast througho the entire level and like almost fly ists so fun i love killing all the guyss ESPECIALLY THOSE STUPID SNOWMEN FORK KNIGHT TYPE BITCHES OH MY GOD I HATE THEM SO MUCH . floor 4 is so crazy cause u got two levels that like suck ass (Oh Shit and Peppibot Factory) and then two that are absolute bangers (Pig City and RRF) and then one of the best boss fights in the entire gamee (FAKE PEPPY!!!! :DDD ) i love fakepeppino.... ppl said hes one of the hardest bosses but i A ranked him first try on my first playthrough 😭 dude i suck at peppermans fight so muh which is honestly kinda ssad like I HATE HIM FIGHT SO MUCH i tihnk its the stupid drawings and statues they fuck me up so bad i cant pay attention to them it hurty my brain :((( also FUCK the end gimic of his fight yeah big pepper becomes fast as fuck small pepper then goes big pepper go fuck yourself. ohmygod i love Vinny Vinesauces video of him playing pizza tower so much ive watched it like over 10 times its so silly and i never get bored of it hess so funny i love. vinny. :(( THAT REMINDS ME AYT THE END OF NOISEYS FIGHT WHEN THE THE THE ME COMES TO DRAG HIM AWAY HE SAYS "WHO'S THIS CHUCKLEFUCK????" I GAUHJHMM  chucklefuck.......... 😭wdym.... im so happy about The Noise update its so fun hes so funny ive been completely ignoring peppino just 2 play as theo im sorry mr.italian man but my bf can fly with his busted moveset can you do that fat fuck (affectionate😍)?????  peppino is so fuckign hot SORRY. oldman yaoi... Peppino and Noise are kismeisis trust me guysthere was somthing going on between them trust me........pizza tower more like BEAR tower am i right ahauehhahaha..?????????? i could talk more but I'll shut up lol


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