wanna tell my mom about spacehey bc she misses myspace so much

ok so my mom was a myspace BADDIEEEE and she's super cool and cunt (obvi bc where else would i get it from) and i wanna tell her abt the myspace clone bc ik she'll love it but that means she would want to friend me and i have my socials on my profile and im not really supposed to have social media :< and i don't want to expose her to the TOXIC amount of chronically online teens on here bc it would literally send her into a millennial COMA but ik she misses myspace so idk ik it would make her happy tho to revisit her teenage years