Todays whatever

Greetings everyone who is reading my Blog! 

Today I felt incredibly greasy and very fatty. It may have been because I waxed my foreskin this morning and I don't think that taking a bath in all the wax afterwards was such a good idea???

Anyways, I'm currently sitting here and typing this becasue I'm bored outta my mind and my stomach is constantly throwing punches inside my gut since I haven't fed it any chicken nuggies recently. But I guess that is what you get when you are unemployed and don't do anything but complain about the chicken nuggies. 
 I think It would give me the tummy tingles if i could get my hands on some of that yummy Kebab that I love! The meat is aged over many years inside a goat anus and It gives this distinctive texture and flavour that just screams: YOU ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!! But I get away rather easily with a weeks worth of diarrhea.

That's all I had to say today, so thank you once again for taking your time and reading this post a bout my day :)