List of my evil dogs crimes

some of her crimes include... 

-assault (almost biting a hole in my lip) 

-assault (biting my toes in the middle of the night) 

-assault with a deadly weapon (stabbing me in the eye with her long ass nose) 

-breaking and entering (wiggling her way into the bathroom while I was in there) 

-murder (killing roaches for me but I am thankful for that) 

-theft (stealing my food) 

Although she is evil I still love her and she will not be put in jail ☺️