comically loud whipping sound effect

THE HORROR!!1!!! GOLLY YOU ARE FRIGHTENING!!!!!! yeah ok smfd kid. how about I message your mom on Facebook marketplace and ask to buy what shes selling (if you catch what I'm saying...need a step daddy?) only yolking. y'know how when you associate something with someone you try to associate it with someone else to give yourself at least a little comfort? well imagine getting fucked in that alley twice. jeez. get out of my life computer man.