Believe it or not my number one worst fear is spiders. The look of them irks me to a point it makes me so uncomfortable that I twitch and scratch myself, like full on scrubbing my skin with my rigid nails.

One time there was a plant in my house that had sharp ends. They were all spiky like, not a cactus, but it was like.. spikey, i dunno how to call it. Anyway, everytime I'd walk past it I'd just twitch a little and it got so unnerving to a point I sort of plopped it in a spot that I wouldn't look at. It took me a while to set it down somewhere because being up close to it was worser that having a vivid and realistic nightmare that would change you for life (I think I'm overreacting but whatever).

And I know this doesn't look like a spider... maybe a little? to me it does.. but when i see it I just 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 out.

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This is a mere disgrace. Right now and blocking it with my pinky finger because it's making me sort of wiggle in my seat like a worm on a boiling hot dry pavement. IT'S SO GRRRR LOOK AT IT.

When I see spiders or even an image of one I get really uncomfortable. I full on make noises and start scratching my back and curling up, like arching my back and shit. I SWEAR THE LOOK IS SO RAHHHHHHHHHH

I remember quite recently I was going to the kitchen to fetch something and I saw a wretched spider on the wall and for a full solid two weeks I was too scared to even walk through it because if I panic, those fast fuckers will panic and who knows if they pounce on me and bite me.

I mean being spiderman is cool and all but I'd probably drop dead after a severe heart attack even if a small measly spider crawls up onto my toe and attempts to turn me into a swag superhero