I love toothpaste

 I love how minty it is, it has a nice taste to it and I can't describe how much I want to eat it as a meal. I brush my teeth everyday and not like twice or thrice I do it like... like probably every after meal or something. IT TASTES SO GOOD.

I have literally just eaten toothpaste in secret or just full on shove a ton in my mouth and make it all bubbly when I brush my teeth. I LOVE TOOTHPASTE.

If I were asked "what's you're favourite food at the moment?" I'd just say "toothpaste." 

I know it's not even supposed to be considered as a meal but COME ON. It's so yummy in my tummy I could go on for days with just living off toothpaste. I wish people like made food that consists toothpaste. If I ever found out about "toothpaste soup" "toothpaste sandwiches" ANYTHING that consists toothpaste I'd full on dig in I dun care.

I've told a few of my friends about it and all their responses are like "eww!!" and shit like that BUT I SWEAR TO GOD TOOTHPASTE IS DOWN RIGHT TASTY I CAN'T SAY NO.

"wanna brush your teeth with TOOTHPASTE??" Yes, indeed. 

"Wanna give me head?... BUT I COATED MY DICK WITH TOOTHPASTE??" YES, I'D BE HONOURED!

Toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste.

I'll do a whole summoning cult ritual just to have some toothpaste, I'm not joking I'd probably go hands and knees and grovel at Colgate's feet just to have more versions of their toothpaste.

I don't want to be an artist nor a musician anymore when I grow up, I want to be toothpaste. I was destined to be a toothpaste expert, to work at Colgate, to specialise in all sorts of toothpaste. 

I dun wanna be a dentist, eugh, I want to just be toothpaste :3