a list of the baffling things I've eaten

I went on a field trip and they had one of the most rancid foods ever (I was staying there for like 3 days) and I REFUSED to eat the greasy hashbrowns that would give me severe migraines and their other bs food that looked either overcooked or just disgustingly raw. So this is what I ate there

∘Grass

∘exactly 3 worms dug deep in soil

∘soil

∘little shards of glass

∘used cigars

∘pebbles

∘ants

∘Roly poley/ Pill bug

∘sheets of paper

∘Pen lids (plastic)

∘a ton of daffodils and trampled flowers

Enough of the field trip meals, I'll move onto what I have been eating at school.

I had simple sandwiches (nothing grim) and grapes. I was okay with it but I got bored and decided to explore some lovely new things around my school and my friends were on board. 

I had:

∘sand from the sandpit

∘Some worksheets the size of a small journal

∘erasers

∘Pen lids (again)

∘Rocks 

∘Pebbles from the fish pond

∘A bit of foam from school headphones

∘paper cup

∘safety pins (maybe 5?)

∘thread

∘wool

∘paint (water and acrylic)

∘lid of a bottle

∘Paper clips

∘attempted to eat a needle

∘A fragment of of a mud pie from a kindergartner

WHAT HAOPPENED TO MY FONT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING 

∘marble

∘a lego brick (yellow :3)

∘stickers

∘fur from a tennis ball

∘A LOT OF BUGS

∘stolen bits of expired corn from the lunch hall

∘candy wraps

there's more but i cant be arsed to put all of them here.... urghh

Anyway! here's a story from when i was 7.

I was in primark..? i think so! It was in Bath and I was just roaming around the makeup place with my mum :3. It was so boring and I was really famished so i just looked around for something to eat but yk those lollipop rings? There was one on one of the shelves. It was a red ruby and it was unwrapped. If I saw it again in the same place now... I'd fucking maul it with my mouth i swear I haven't learnt anything.

But my ass took it, it was all sticky and icky but I still shoved it into my mouth and wore it like i just got proposed to. My mum would probably do the normal thing like take it out my mouth and tell me off because yucky so my horrid ass hid it from her and by the time we left I ate that ALL up. It was genuinely really tasty, sorry to whoever it had belonged to though xP I'd rate it a solid 8/10 :3!

there's so many things ive eaten and if you said "Hey! eat this wire!" I'd eat it... I mean it's not my first time.

I hope you like my list and story.