tragedy

When I was in like 3rd grade or something my friend Blake would come up to me in tears and shits over something that sounds so outlandish and then I'd start wailing like an idiot too. The first story he had told me made me want to drop dead when I was younger because it sounded so believable and FATAL i dun even know anymore.

I remember him saying "GUESS WHATTAHAH H C HDJEBJE MY NEIGHBOURS DOG ATE HIS OWN POO AND GOT DIABETES" And I started openly weeping. I obviously had no clue what diabetes was but back then when I was a brain dead fetus (still am) I thought it was this deadly cancer that would have you rotting in a week or so and i just began WAILING and sobbing it was like having your access to listening to music was being stripped away from you

the 2nd time was even more heart breaking "MY MUMS FISH WAS OVERFED AND EXPLODEED" and I swear that genuinely traumatised me. I thought of this in such detail that I nearly exploded (I literally thought the fish popped like a cartoon bubble, so disturbing..) And then when we got older I brought it up (I think it was 5th grade), and blud just said "Oh those weren't true" and then my ass just went full blown rabid and foaming out the mouth sobbing.

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