I'm going to go insane

If I hear any1 say "erm.... name 3 (or 5 idfk) songs from ____" I will go batshit crazy and start aggressively throwing myself against a wall, bite on door knobs, endure the pain of stepping on a lego and end up in the bottom of a dump filled DITCH. 

"hey what is ur favourite music artist?"

"Oh uh I like____" 

"OH??? NAME 5 SONGS FROM THEM" 

"erm... ___  _____  ___   ____  ____" 

"THATS TOO COMMON U POSER"

If I have to encounter this again I may aswell pick some1 up and start rubbing their face ROUGHLY against a cheese grater JUST LEAVE ME ALONE WHAT DID I DO. DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL EVERY SINGE ALBUM OR WHATEVER OUT MY ASS AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE MYTHICAL THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF??

I want to pull chunks of my hair and feed it to myself.