write me some synonyms for ibuprofen

be quiet for just a moment and listen to what I have to say. your whispering amongst yourselves is too loud. your adolescent faces and your obnoxious hair is too loud. quiet down. every time I walk into this same room everyday, the people walk a little slower, as if they may provoke me to bite if they move too sudden. I only bite if you ask nicely. all bite and no bark. do you hear what I'm saying yet? do you see it? no? alright, sit back down. everyone needs to leave me and my awkwardly long sleeves alone. wanna see whats under them? nothing anyone can say will hurt me more than I've already hurt myself. you all humor me.