im cooked

how did I get cooked roasted grilled melted seasoned burnt sauteed crisped baked broiled pan-tried charred smoked seared flambéed braised caramelized barbecued marinated flash-fried stir-fried steamed stewed boiled simmered stir-fried poached microwaved air-fried pickled wood-fired wok-tossed deep-fried flash-grilled pressure-cooked so bad