Which race do i prefer?

Ok i can aready see the 1/3 of ya'll sending hate comments, anyways todays topic will be about which race do i prefer to be freinds with.

Starting with the ones with human rights WHITE people! good things about white people would be wealth,getting away with a crime and looking young. the down side is you cant find a white b*tch whos name isnt Taylor or Jessica. on the plus side they have a built in super power, when the lights go off they glow in the dark. 

now asian people! ok so there stats are kinda maxed out, ther're crazy smart but some are complete ass holes. Seeing and asian girl is trying to survie the 7 deadly sins theres always a voice in your pants saying LET ME IN!!!!!!  there super power is they can disapear in a crowd of their own kind making them a great spy like come on  they all look the same. A huge downside is you cant trust your dog around them one minute you hear braking the next its dead silent. 

Mexican is up, (ok so i'm hispanic so i guess that counts? idk) the good things.....good at hard labor,can be a olympic swimmer, good at climbing things(like walls), food is GOATED and good at selling things (if you know what i mean) over all theres not much to say about them i like most of them unless your a edger then bro the b*tches your pulling is a 12 year old girl and even then you'll take what you can get. 

just like history proves for them to always be last but not least the "BLACKS". alight time to kick it up a notch. good things are.....well the whole world is out to get them so not much but most of ya'll make it out of the trenches so W. downsides, you cant drive 2 miles with out being pulled over, your wanted rating is always 5 stars, dads always do the disappearing act, and ya'll can never get milk with out fearing you'll dad will leave you. their built in super power is  unlike white people they can go invisble, tbh thats scary just imagain its dark out and you see a pair of eyes comming at you saying "bend over boi" yeah not fun. but last year i had a lot of african american freinds and it was fun i was the only guy who wasnt black, and it came with a lot of perks one was geting to say the N word which reminds me how come white people created the N word but only black people can say it? once again black pepole always stealing! anyways i was allowed to say the N word i was one of them all i had to do was paint my skin them i'll be perfect! 

in the end i prefer any race of freind depending who you are yeah i wont mind talking to you! i would say god created us equally or somthing but if he did there wouldnt be disabled and sped people. 

just remember its called race beacuse they wanna see who wins at life, currently its white

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