apollyon sucks (tboi)

Apollyon is such a lame loser character but not to the degree of actually infuriating characters like Jacob & Esau and Tainted Eden. Apollyon is technically better than them, but he has such a major loser energy to him, an energy so immense that they aren't allowed at the loser kids table. he's not horrible, but i think that's why i hate him so much. J&E and T. Eden's are horrible and difficult. Apollyon is just lame and bad. hell, people enjoy J&E FOR their difficulty and T. Eden is infamous for it. nobody's favorite character is Apollyon, not because he's awful, but because he's lame.

void is a fun idea for an item but 9 times out of 10 i'll replace it with another active item, idc if void can like absorb active items and use em i am not waiting for a SIX ROOM CHARGE just to use the box of spiders and d12 that i absorbed. ESPECIALLY when i have to ALSO use this SAME ITEM to absorb OTHER ITEMS dog i am NEVER using void for its active item use thingy idfc i just want the stat ups.

i had the world's only good apollyon run a while ago. dr. fetus and rocket bombs it was fuckin' awesome too bad i picked up mom's eye so i was getting hit with bomb damage every time i fired tears idk honestly it's kinda funny but i was playing as Apollyon so i was pissed. 

i was trying to go for beast and unlock Tainted Apollyon and i was in ascent and grrrrrrr Apollyon this is your fault somehow. i did exactly what i wanted to do on my very next run hooray i finally unlocked every character in the binding of isaac!!!!!!!! 

Tainted Apollyon reeks btw. i haven't really gotten a good run going with 'em but idc its Apollyon but with more flies who give a shiet.

i'm gonna play as good and fun characters from now on, Tainted Lilith my beloved heart emoji