DNI + BYF (please read.)

 ~ DNI ~  

if you are younger than 13 please do not talk to me.

Proshippers + comshippers (obviously I don't want your ass here?)

Transphobes + homophobes (now its really obvious)

Dreamstans (I do not like dsmp especially dream.)

if you're ableist (just gtfo)

if you sexualize any type of self harm or mental illnesses (I will proudly cuss you out if you like this and add me without me knowing about it)

- basic DNI shit tbh -

~ BYF ~

I have really shitty humor and I like to make dark jokes, I don't really know how to comfort people so if you seek comfort from me I'm not the best at it but I will try!

I make really inappropriate jokes and I give people nicknames (love, dear, sweetheart, etc.) (if your uncomfortable tell me please.)

I am a very angry person I will cuss you out if you do something really wrong but I normally am very sweet unless your a dick and really fucking dry but if your normally a dry texter I don't mind 

if you don't have any of my interests but you seem cool I might talk to you. 

I'm a very comfortable person so I will get comfortable and open up pretty quickly even if I just met you I really don't like keeping things to myself I like to be open about it. 
(TMI doesn't exist to me... sometimes.)

I joke about being motherless and fatherless not because I don't have any of them but just to joke if you don't like it let me know and I'll stop doing it when around you. I also say slurs a lot (reclaimable ones.)

I'm a dry texter if I just met you. I will get less dry over time unless I don't like you.

don't tell me about your kinks I really could care less about that shit unless I know you personally just don't tell me.

I have a boyfriend. (I love him<3) so don't flirt with me. (unless its platonic)