Why I Hated Jake Gyllenhaal

This is a very important topic for me, as my hatred for this man has only ceased fairly recently with my watching of Donnie darko and brokeback mountain. One of the main reasons why I stopped hating him was I found it absolutely hilarious how much he looked like a twink in olden times. Now getting onto the main point, why I hated him. I fucking hated how stupid his face looked. He looked like a bug. Specifically, the massive cockroach from Monsters vs. Aliens. He also looked very similar to the woman from Get Out that genuinely pisses me off because of how evil she is (very glad she died in the end), this woman is also in the movie Megan. 

Think about it.