Homie a lil weird but he chill

Tbh my boy been acting a little phenomenal. He was talking about how my bum is absolutely prodigious, or was that me? Well one thing I know for shure is that he pulled up the other day and licked his lips while slicking back his hair then walked up and grabbed my balls and kissed my cheek then went inside. That’s not very strange but he did it gayer than usual. Or was that me again. But still I know ON MY MAMA that he ate my shling 3000 yesterday. That may have still been me but I swear it was him, on my life.


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Jonathan Ray

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Lord have mercy, what in the world did I just read?!


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degen_aphrodite13

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man.... what.


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val :P

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looks like you’re droppong 6ft below today then, cuz on my lamps LIFE it was YOU who ate MY shling… and i didn’t do it gayer, just felt a bit more zesty than normally


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Your lamp dying today. You were slobbering BRO you were chewing that shit like a gobstopper, you ere getting into it, even the horse tranquilizer bottle was shocked.

by Kendall‼️; ; Report

stfu, you and your mama dropping 6ft below… You ate mine up like it was the first good meal you’ve had since 17 years in prison… you even bit on it like slim jim 🙏

by val :P; ; Report

Okay, my fault for being good at fucking head. Your mom said she loves me blawg. We bake cookies together smh. She even asks how our relationship is going, even she sees how good of friends we are.

by Kendall‼️; ; Report

why you good at head huh, for you to give head to other men?? Seems kinda gay..smh… The only reason my mama likes you is cz she thinks we’re fwb… 🙏🙏

by val :P; ; Report

Are we not?

by Kendall‼️; ; Report

hmm…we could be ;)

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