Kendalls a witch???

Tbh i think my homie is a witch…ngl he appears at my window at midnight dressed like a witch (even tho he should be a wizard, cz tbh it’s kinda gay to be a witch when ur a man…no hate!1!!1) he even screams abracadabra at my face when i’m sleeping…and he tries slipping his tongue through my mouth.. but anyways he might be a witch bc he cackles and had a super long nose at midnight aand his skin goes green and he has a broomstick and potions….But it’s alr homie might be into cosplaying now, maybe madoka magica cosplay???