The U2 Conspiracy

I'm watching "the tape" again tonight. All this nostalgia from the rawring 2000's brought me to a realization. U2 was waning from popularity after their abysmal "Pop" album from 1997. All of a sudden, they released that "All that You Can't Leave Behind" album in 2000, and they became the band of the decade. Do yinz understand what that means? Some small town in Ireland has been missing their local hot virgin for 24 years. I couldn't resist telling that bad joke!