FUCK MY HAIR WHY DID I CUT IT

I CUT MY FUCKINGG HAIR AAAAGGHHH I REGRET IT SO MUCH IM SUCH AN IDIOT I DONT WANNA WAIT ANOTHER 5+ MONTHS TO GET IT TO THE SAME LENGTH

anyways i ended up in arkham asylum where i had police watching my ass sleep and a shaman told me to go to pier39 to find gay furry sex x3x3x3