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I Have a Cybercock. This is my story.

Yes. I have a cyber-willy. Yes it's 12 inches. No you can't touch it.. No you can't stack donuts on it..

i got a cyber willy cause I used jolie's temu rose toy.. that shit exploded!! i was in so much pain... thank goodness for morphine and hot doctors. my friend jolie rushed me to the ER for emergency willy surgery...

and as you can see.. it didn't survive :c

and the surgeon was like, " hey so you can pay 7k for a cyber cock.. " and me being high under a shit ton of painkillers.. I said, " heck yes!!(@^^)/~~~" so they put me to sleep and I woke up and I freaked out because I saw it on a surgical tray next to me.. and then I checked myself out and oh my god. so here are the features it has...

- beside my bodily functions... i can shoot WATER!!!

- there's a USB port on it..(??)

- it can get to 15 inches if I really wanted it to be..

- I can publically expose myself without publically exposing myself..

- IT HAS SPEAKERS ( I can finally listen to some tunes everywhere I go! talk about convenience..)

Anyway!! those r all the perks of having a 12 inch cybercock.

It's hard. so pls don't judge.. I'm just a little guy..


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