CONFESSION TIME!!

hey guys it's me. i have some serious news to share...

ive had this secret held for such a long time.. and its time to come clean because society would love me.. but anyways. lets cut to the chase..

i am a VAMPIRE!!

i am a cute and hot a sexy vampire.. you can tell me NUTHIN! people get so worried about me but they just dont know i am suffering from hotsexycutevampire syndrome. it gets on my nerves.. i wish i could be understood. why can't people just accept me and understand that i am a creature of the night.. especially a cute and sexy one..  (◕‿◕✿)

anyways yea. stop messaging me being worries about how pale i am.. I am just a vampire! just a lil guy.. 

xoxo - ur most favoritest vampire EVER

 , joseph-von-atethathoe