Rockism - Devils, God, Pagan Gods and the Death have united, because they are tired of eternal wars and internecine strife. By signing a peace treaty (or as I like to say, "lighting up the world") Together they created rock and metal music. And it was decided that legends become Gods of Metal and Angels of Rock (Legends of Black Metal and other similar subgenres become like devils, that is, dark Gods), and fans end up in a rocker Valhalla, where there are beer trees (on which beer bottles grow), cool bikes, a lot of rock and metal, and so on, other. At the moment, the patrons of this religion and music are: Jesus, Satan, Scandinavian Gods, demons, Metal Gods, Rock Angels, Death and some ordinary angels.
There are no strict rules in Rockism, only simple prohibitions, such as: "you can not kill, rape, rob, etc." The Metal Gods will also give you a "Fiery Tribute" for good deeds, and especially if these deeds are done for the glory of metal!
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cocaine_zero
fw this heavy
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Spider!
never wuz religious, this sounds rad tho
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Kadavera
from now on, I'm a rockist † \m/
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yay! :D
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