Roi 2 (now illustrated for the attentionally challenged)

UPDATE ON THE fucking lemon scented ROY KOOPA PLUSHIE SITUATION.

So, through days and days of sniffing the Roy plushie relentlessly. the plushie's decontamination process has shown to be successful. At least a little bit.

I had been airing the lil fuck out next to my bedroom window every now and then, I stopped after I realized that anyone who walked outside my house could actually see the Roy koopa plushie in all it's glory, as if i was showing it off. Feeling self conscious about being percieved as a manchild (An anxiety that is completely unfounded and TOTALLY not exactly what I am) I started to just blow on it and spray it with cologne whenever I remembered to.

(This next part goes out specifically to my bf)

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO FOR THE PLUSHIE TO JUST START TO SMELL LIKE THAT specifically AFTER YOU LEFT? WAS IT LIKE A FUCKING LEMON TIME BOMB TO PUNISH ME?

I'll update you about this whenever I notice any changes. for now, here's actual footage of me experimenting with the roy koopa plushie.