Postal dude quotes

Postal dude’s wife: And when you're done screwing around, I left a list of chores for you on the fridge!  Postal dude: [*annoyed*]  Jesus, woman

“Yeah well cr@ck doesn’t buy itself!” (Postal 2)

I will regret nothing." — President Dude about to nuke the world (Postal 3)

I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first. (Postal 2)

[shoots someone]  That one's for your mother!

[shoots another person] That one's for the Pope!

[shoots another person] That one's for Bobo the space-monkey!

[shoots someone else] That one's cause I have ammo left in my gun!

[shoots last person, bells ring]  That one's 'cause I can! (Postal 2)

Bless me, Father, for I have REALLY sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup! (Postal 2)

 Here I was, just minding my own business enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me! (Postal 2)

Guns don't kill people, I do! (Postal 2)

[after putting on Police Uniform]  I am The Law

[laughs evilly]