i got swooped up by an owl last night

so i was showing my friend this cool ledge where this old plaza fell off a cliff in a landslide. its a really cool drop off point that no one goes to because no one really knows about it and its fenced off p well. but i found a way in a few nights ago and i wanted to take my friend here last night. well i did, and i guess this owl wasnt expecting humans and i have fluffy enough hair to be confusing to him bc he swooped down, talons out, and slammed into the back of my head at mach jesus. his talons sank into my scalp and idk how to clean it properly, but i woke up and it hurts worse than yesterday, the back of my head is tingling and swollen. i wanna take a shower and wash it but it just hurts so badly! this isnt the first time this same stupid owl has done this! but its the first time hes managed to puncture skin. fuck this owl. i swear hes trying to take my soul.


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Hyperpopbozo

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I shouldn’t be laughing but the title made me think you were so small an owl thought you were a rabbit and you got carried off


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