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taylor swift brainwashes kids

have u ever wondered how taylor swift has such unenjoyable music yet so many fans.now music is subjective but im pretty damn sure majority of earth doesnt like her shitty music or her shitty dances she does @ her shitty shows packed wit random white girls. but LISTEN HERE..she brainwashes all her fans wit her music..thats y i avoid ANY encounter wit her music 2 not b brainwashed..wheneva sum1 turns on 1 of her horrible songs i need 2 throw on my tin foil hat. she is connected 2 all tha otha rich ppl like mark zuckywuck.elon muks.joe exotic. who r all LIZARD PPL n shes doin this in order 2 get MORE POWER..have u noticed how cultlike her fans r...constantly talkin about how amazin she is..how she shoulda been best artist of tha CENTURY... ..CENTURY.. .no..i dont think a NON BRAINWASHED NON CULT MEMBER NON SWIFTIE would b sayin anythin like this.about her unoriginal songs bout boys from decades ago.its like she cant write bout anythin else cuz...ITS THA FORMULA...theres morse messages in tha instrumentals n all her songs r bout tha same thing..n what if they aint bout boys but instead..the lizard king. let that sink in. shes tryna transform evry1 2 lil lizard clones so she has her kelce army.thats y her fans glaze SO MUCH..its cuz they BRAINWASHED THEY AINT THINKIN 4 THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!THEYRE THINKIN FOR THA SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a joke .no shit sherlock but i still h8 talylor swifti only wrote this cuz im afraid a swifties gonna see this n get mad @ me or maybe doxx me like tha last time.n faild!!!!1

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Karrzz

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Taylor swift is a demon trying to eat my soul.


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xxRebellious_Emmaxx

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Avril Lavigne's 2007 song "One Of Those Girls" perfectly sums up stupid Taylor Swift and all of her relationships.

The entire song fucking describes her. I wish I were kidding when I say this.


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sharkfan52

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This is true the 5g energy waves and the 4g and the 3g and the 2g also the world wide web laser rays and the twitter post signals are brainwashing people into liking her ALso the Ryanair planes and their invisible brainwashing zaps


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J¤u

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Taylor Swift stoled my avocados and broke a pot plant


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CrInKLy

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Taylor Swift stole my cereal, kicked my dog, called me a slur and broke my grandmas back


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warhead64

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Taylor Swift puked in my cereal


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✮P1tterPeace✮

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As a taylor swift hater this is 100% true


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Jonathan Ray

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Taylor Swift ate my son


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Azzimuth

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Taylor Swift fans listening to the 7473878427878th obnoxious and uninteresting pop song about failed relationships


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Kyle.

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so proud im moots w u


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i've been a fan since 2008 so yeah this checks out


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Floppy

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Swifties scares me


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Ally XDD

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its so tru tho like bro basic white girls scare me


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☆ luca ☆

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i click on the blog button because i'm interested and go to page 2. i see this title. immediately click. see chino moreno pfp. read blog. BASED TAKE UR SO EPIC!!!! instant friend request!!


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☆ luca ☆

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i click on the blog button because i'm interested and go to page 2. i see this title. immediately click. see chino moreno pfp. read blog. BASED TAKE UR SO EPIC!!!! instant friend request!!


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omg hi luca

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HI BUDDYY

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Ingrhee

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now im wondering...... has hatsune miku brain washed me !?? D:


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well, at least miku is not flying on private jets irl the whole time

by IsaTanX; ; Report

She brainwashed me D: Now I can't drink a green juice without hearing her voice saying "POPIPOPIPOPOPIPO"

I'm so scared :'(

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thrifted ♱

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taylor swift is the reason i lost my collection of pregnant lego ninjago fan art


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thats so tragic..... we need to cancel her.... THE LIZARD PPL R COMING

by RealLife_Zombie; ; Report

truly horrendous...

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ExtraTerrestrialMisfit (TS141)

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Possibly LOL, but I've heard about swift being a robot, I don't think she has much to do with the lizard people, only beinf much of another drone... Maybe provide something, like lyrics or videos etc, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was also apart of the whole thing with celebs and just being like brain washers n stuff


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ori

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that explains everything, ur a genius !!
ill go back to watching my pregnant lego ninjago art now i guess


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⭐️; 311/Tavish

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im gonna go listen to katy perry


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