New DNI (because I just snorted table salt)

* Monkeys (bc they broke my cat's favourite flower vase)

* Areola Granola (bc she's not korean enough)

* Palm trees (they're ugly)

* Jeff (he ate my spring rolls when I wasn't looking last weeek)

* Adam Sandler (I accidently ate him)

* Tom Hanks (I swear he's not in my closet)

* Santa Claus (mf didn't give me a present last christmas)

* my neighbor's dogs (please, just shut the fuck up already)

* that cashier that refused to wrap my items even though it was her job

* that classmate that put glue on my hair (I know where he lives...)

* the man that lives in my bathtub

* that duck that vomited on my shoes when I was waiting for the bus

* people that don't understand that art is an explosion

* My uncle Frank (bc he doesn't shower)