hazbin hotel sucks, an honest totes non satirical review from the perspective of a teenage boy.

cliché topic im aware. heres why hazbin hotel sucks your dads anus dry and shrivels the balls of every twink in a 12 mile radius. 

to preface, this is satire, written for comedic purposes if you will. im not particularly fond of the show but if you like it yolo i do not care.

ok number one, the color palette makes me want to only see blue for the rest of my life. truly how do you even fit that much red/pink into one scene. adding onto this why are the character designs so ass like how u gonna make a show and then make your characters look like they just came out of an emo middle schoolers vent book. get a grip and make em designs less cluttered god pleasee plleaaaseeeeeeeeeee

number two i hate the way one of these characters is named vaggie are you kidding me

vaggie

they named a lesbian character vaggie. craziest shit i ever did see yessiree

number 3 why is this written like a 3rd grader whos encouraged by his parents to call every woman he sees in public a big ankled bitch cause they think its funny. like why do they pull profanity out at weird times i feel like its counterproductive to do that if youre trying to be funny. in my professional opinion, that is

wait haha let me pull up a piece of dialogue from the show

 "susan, whos a bit of an... uh"

"ornery old bitch?"

this is fucking gold im sorry 

that concludes my heavily researched essay on hazbin hotel. hope you didnt enjoy