Ordered pizza for dinner tonight to avoid dirtying up dishes before easter
My mom is like "She's on her way!" (I was waitin for the delivery person to show up)
And they had just pulled into the driveway so I was like "Already here"
Big moment
I wait for the knock... I open the door FULLY EXPECTING AN OLD LADY!! And I see?
FOREHEAD WRINKLES
BEARD
OLD ASS WORK SHOES
AΒ
GROWN
ASS
MAN!!!!
got the pizza and went back inside after the man jumpscare
Me: "You said 'she' that was a full grown man"
Mom: "It said Francis"
Me: "????"
Old lady turned man
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π₯πΈπ¬πΈππππ¦
Francis is not a male name? Well that's new.
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Ah, i read it again. Francis is a woman name?
by π₯πΈπ¬πΈππππ¦; ; Report
well, it USED to be but it's more commonly a male name now π€·ββοΈ
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ZomBabi
BAHAHA?! I've never seen a girl named francis now that I think abt it that's wow
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Fr!
When I hear Francis I think abt the dude from left 4 dead not... a woman?!
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YES SAMEE
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