ranting about every single leonardo dicaprio movie ( ｡ •`ᴖ´• ｡)

to start this off: yes. i have seen every single leonardo dicaprio movie ever made and i continue to watch every single movie he puts out / makes. why? well... to make a long story short.

i was obsessed with leo when i was in high school, i don't know why but yeah. and i made it my mission to watch all his movies and that has carried on into my adulthood. so here is a list of leo's movies with my chaotic ramblings/bad reviews for entertainment purposes! enjoy!

critters 3 (1991) - boring, bootleg gremlins, forgettable.

poison ivy (1992) - he was an extra in the movie... it's a bad movie...

this boy's life (1993) - AMAZING movie!!!! he's funny, he's a bad kid that's looking out for his mom who then marries an asshole (played by robert de niro). super abusive but it all works out in the end. highly rec this movie (a leo classic)

what's eating gilbert grape (1993) - another leo classic but it's more of a johnny depp movie than a leo movie... pretty sad but a good watch

the basketball diaries (1995) - leo has a drug addiction, that's the movie. but it's one of my faves

the quick and the dead (1995) - i didn't pay attention to this movie, it was really boring.

total eclipse (1995) - gay poets... that's it

romeo + juliet (1996) - BEST LEO MOVIEEEE WOOOO i love this movie so much. it's what started my obsession with leo (thanks english teacher). this adaptation is so iconic, so beachcore i love it omg

marvin's room (1996) - really sad cancer movie but also very sweet

titanic (1997) - everyone loves this movie, it's iconic. kate is beautiful and they have so much chemistry mwah

the man in the iron mask (1998) - ugh this movie is so boring and so dumb

celebrity (1998) - boring irrelevant 

the beach (2000) - a good movie esp if you also like the beachcore keywest kitten y2k vibes!!

catch me if you can - (2002) - boring

gangs of new york - (2002) - BORING 

the aviator (2004) - it's cool if you like planes and shit ??

the departed (2006) - also boring lmao

blood diamond (2006) - really hard to watch, but a good story 

the 11th hour (2007) - documentary about earth and all that 

body of lies (2008) - spy movie about spies and stuff 5/10

revolutionary road (2008) - really sad marriage that goes south but kate's back yay

shutter island (2010) - this movie got me fucked up! the plot twist was wild!!!

hubble (2010) - a documentary, idk didn't pay attention 

inception (2010) - this movie also got me fucked up.. dreams and all that

j. edgar (2011) - womp womp 

django unchained (2012) - really hard to watch but has some funny moments + leo actually cut his hand during one scene and it was kept in the movie

the great gatsby (2013) - amazing movie, he should have won an oscar for this

the wolf of wall street (2013) - i listened to a podcast with the real jordan; he said the movie had to water down some of the things jordan did... damn.. also good and funny movie but some hard parts

the revenant (2015) - he won an oscar for this yaaaay!!!

the audition (2015) - meh

before the flood (2016) - another documentary....

once upon a time in hollywood (2019) - it's long but pretty cool!!

ice on fire (2019) - ANOTHER documentary

don't look up (2021) - most boring movie ever

killers of the flower moon (2023) - i really liked this movie, the native american representation is amazing. really worth the watch

anyway, that's it (for now) maybe i'll keep this updated whenever there's a new leo movie? we shall seeee