do u think someone is weird if their name is jared?

i feel like theres been a strong anti-jared agenda thats been being pushed ever since that darn jared fogle ruined it for the rest of us. the second my toes made contact with middle schoo grounds i was immediatley bombarded with kids trying to be funny and saying (in a dumb stupid idiot baby voice) "hey are you jared from subway? hehahhehahhehe". like no motherfucker im jared from middle school and i would really love to beat your ass right now if it wasnt for the fact that im like 4'11 and still havent hit puberty yet.

i was really scared that people were going to call me jared from subway forever just like that one kid from diary of a wimpy kid. i think he stepped in poop or something in 1st grade and ever since then people called him poopy. but im kind of the goat and i didnt let the dumb jokes/insults get to me and i achieved the gargantuan task of only being slightly depressed throughout middle school. not too bad if u ask me:)

anyways i wanted to leave any of you guys reading this with a question, do you like the name jaredlol or should i change it to the same as my photography instagram acc @bearguy47 ?

(to be honest im not even sure if you can even change the username lol)