Confused 0_O

I've been questioning because of this mans and I have a serious question

Man in question V

...like I'd die for him. I'm not joking- if this mans was real I would pour my heart out to him and let me use me like a mindless puppet dancing on a stage filled with colored lights bro

This poet of a boy has me tied down to the tracks of confusion with the train at a hold.

So I'm just wondering if I'm gray-romantic or gray-sexual or something because in the name of the lord himself, Jesus Christ am I confused.