diet coke

i love diet coke so much i actually think that if diet coke was a person i would marry them and kiss them 24/7 i drink diet coke everyday. i also love zero sugar white monsters but they’re more of a side gig. i love aspartame and sucralose soooo much i don’t think i’ve gone a day without either in forever. i fear i may actually have a problem. i drink diet coke more than i drink water and i think i might be chronically dehydrated. someone could charge me $10 for a diet coke and i would probably pay it no questions asked. there are no lengths i would not go through for a diet coke. sometimes i spend all day looking forwards to having a diet coke after classes. my one true love is diet coke. it is so tasty. if diet coke has no fans left i am dead.