Once upon a tiem there waz a reli white kiD named simon and simon keeps humping the fucking air and walls in P.E along with beating up a trash can with a baseball bat. In math class he kept flashing mi wit his giganticnormous ass since i sat behind him. Th next day he was whipping the floor with his jacket. Anuter day he said he loves big black men/balls. One tiem broski dropped his pencil and crawled under my fucking desk and i almost kicked him. I'm convinced he's not real and he wont stop saying "nya itchi mi san nya arigato'' When me and pookie dookie bear put a note under his desk saying "stop putting ur buttocks in my face 💔 sign  here grgrgrggrgrgrgr (im a guy so it makes you gay)  " He then showed the note to every guy but mi asking if they wrote it. Then his white fucking ass said he's never fucking drank CAPRISUN. Also broski needs 2 stop showing his gyat. He also pulls his shirt up to the point its a crop top 👽. In a very awesum P.E class my bestie westie hit him in the face with a frisbee after he almos killed us with basketball.