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One day, after eating some delicious Taco Bell, I had to go to the toilet. Little did I know, that would be the biggest mistake of my life. My asshole started pouring red, liquid, stinky, fiery, diarrhea. My asshole never was tortured by a meal like this ever before. The meal I ordered was called the "Fuckmaster Deluxe." This meal changed my life, forever, for the worse. My butt hurts constantly, due to this evil, devious meal, attacking my digestive tract. I hope you all have learned a valuable lesson, which is to NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, ORDER THE FUCKMASTER DELUXE MEAL. THIS WARNING IS FOR YOUR ASSHOLE'S SAFETY.
I blew my toilet up with the fiercest diarrhea ever experienced in my entire life.
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Topi2TP
OMG dude WTF did I heard ._.
ZombiesKillzXD
holy shit, thanks for this really needed warning. Had a gut feelin bout that meal...(ʘ ͟ʖ ʘ)
Jay
HELLO??? THATS CRAZY BUT I #SUPPORT IG???
holdmylove
this is the funniest thing i've read all day
Adina ‧˚❀༉‧₊˚.
did you at least ask the toilet how it's doing? after all that shit it's been through
Unfortunately, it's in pieces.
by BepisMan; ; Report
i send my condolences ( ˘︹˘ )
by Adina ‧˚❀༉‧₊˚.; ; Report
XER0
Over plumpy dumpinator.
XxxBonnieJeanxxX
jesus man
clover!🍉💜🧠🔱/🍭🥩
does my XD ass look like i give a shit
ew wth is that profile
by BepisMan; ; Report
:3c teehee
by clover!🍉💜🧠🔱/🍭🥩; ; Report
I don't like your kind
by BepisMan; ; Report
ok
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