heaven is around the corner

I don't read the local news, really. 

There's this massive 'Guess Who?' board on the wall behind my daughter's crib, and it's got all the names & faces of everybody I knew throughout K-12 printed on the flaps. 

Sometimes when I'm working in The Hole or fixing our window locks, a picture falls backward (No Outside Influence) to signal that a decade of hitting wax through a Wendy's straw made some mother of 3 start popping up tumors like porn ads, and that's how I keep up with who's still trying to kill me.