Suggestion entry metaproid! "touch on this miniature horse drama that everyone has been arguing about." - 🐎

Oompa Gets Airtime: By Oompa

This is a true event in Oompa's life that changed his life forever! In a year of Oompa's lifetime, sometime before grade school, Oompa went on a fieldtrip! It was a barn full of tons of silly animals, one being the evil pony. The class guide made sure that all the kids knew what not to do while going around the barn. One being that no one should approach a horse or pony from behind. So, the first thing to do, obviously, is to walk behind one of the ponies and give it a slap on the butt. Turns out that the guide was right, you aren't actually supposed to do that. It is all mostly a blur now, but my family likes to remind me of it, so it sticks with me for the rest of time. I think I spent at least 4 seconds in the air before finally hitting the ground. The pony looked like it was trying to shoot a field goal, that's how hard it hit me! Anyways. I'm pretty sure a gained brain damage from it and am curious if that is why I am in all these fun special classes in school!