tale of the Walmart crackhead

Soo this happened yesterday, but I think it's pretty funny.

I was at Walmart with my dad and we saw this dude in the parking lot failing his arms around and shit (CLEARLY on meth). And of course he has to be in the fucking pharmacy where we were going, so he was walking by and we stepped out of the way to give him room and this dude was like, "oOOoOoh AM I SCARYYYY" and like I was so close to fist fighting a crackhead in the Walmart pharmacy line XD

Anyways it was fine we told one of the employees and I got my strawberry Dr Pepper <3

Moral of the story Walmart is a fucking circus it's the only place in the entire world you can see Mennonites and crackheads in the same building <333

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