the liver stealer

As you're sound asleep in your home tonight

I will sneak in, out of your sight

I grab a knife, without turning on the light

If you woke up, you'd get quite the fright

I open the door, peering in

I enter with a massive grin

I see your blanket up to your chin

I am ready to begin

Slowly, the blanket goes away

I make no sound, but inside I'm cheering "Hooray!"

Finally, today is the day

I will make your liver pay

I bring the knife to your stomach, blood will spill

You wake up, afraid I'll kill

Down your back, runs a chill

I knock you out with chlorophyll

I extract your liver with a potato peeler

I make a great leader

Lock your doors, use some sealer

Because I am the liver stealer