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Boingo is in fact a wizard. Some say that Boingo has defeated entire armies just with a flick of his wand (THAT IS IMPRESSIVE). Boingo if you are wondering has tons of goth mommies, but he isn't so self-conscious to where he needs to prove it (HE DOES ANYWAY). He visits space when he is bored of humanity. Boingo's hat contains all of the magic in the world, and he uses it as he pleases. One-time Boingo had a tummy ache, so he cured world hunger for a weak and a half. It's wizards like Boingo who surprise you with all the goofy things that he does. Another time Boingo was tanning but it was nighttime, so he flipped the Earth around. That screwed up everything for the people who use clocks and calendars. Overall Boingo is a funny fella, but if you see him don't tell him that. Seriously.
WOW BOINGO IS INCREDIBLE!
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metaproid
BOINGO IS TRULY INCREDIBLE AND HE IS AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL I REMEMBER ONE TIME HE WAS RELAXING IN HIS BACK YARD ON HIS HAMMOCK AND HE THOUGHT HEY WHAT THE HECK IM A WIZARD SO I COULD JUST FLOAT HERE INSTEAD AND SO HE ZAPPED THE HAMMOCK WITH HIS WAND AND JUST CONTINUED RELAXING THERE FLOATING IN THE AIR
Wow, cool to see another person on a first name basis with Boingo! He is so cool. I just wish I could see him take wing!
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