Getting Freaky at Prom

Today I boogied down with a ton of goth mommies. Unfortunately I wasn't able to take all of them home with me. My body was fully wiggled and the music was silly. I sip on water when I get thristy. (I don't know how to spell thirsty). Dancing with Earl and Bill was a blast and we got some food. I made sure to wear my fun millers lite shirt. Afterwords we went to a sign on restricted land up a hill. There was a ton of ticks and I washed them off when I got home. Overall, I think that meta gets tons of goth moms but I'm pretty much a chick magnet.