Vinegar

Im actually so stupid.

So ik my dad drank apple cider vinegar to like help with digestion. but what he failed to mention was the quantity of vinegar you need to drink. 

i drank about 500ml of neat vinegar. 

i was dry heaving into the sink for about 10 minuets and then threw up 5 times, now my sinuses are full of partly digested food and acid yum.

im actually a genius (i will never be able to eat vinegar again)

dont drink straight acid sheeple