deserted island

so one day me and my buddies were talking about what would you do if astolfo randomly spawned in a deserted island with you after being there for 4 months with no human interaction in the middle of science class

one of my pals started saying he would put him to slave work since he can just beat him up and violate him if he doesn't listen to him which i can see his point but me personally i really would've probably asked him how to get better at csgo since i heard that polish people are really great at csgo

nonetheless i still think that tf2 is the best game valve ever made!!!!