Luka's horror movie review

full disclosure I am in no way good at writing or wording stuff properly. btw don't take my opinion seriously I'm not a huge movie nerd I just needed someone else to hear how bad these movies sucked in my opinion. I recommend watching them yourself if you like to make fun of bad horror movies.

!!SPOILER WARNING!!

No way up 

2/10

tbh nothing about this movie really grabbed my attention outside of the initial plane crash. I didn't really have a reason to care about these characters either. plus there was no possible way there was still air inside the plane when an entire WALL was missing and it was completely submerged???  also sharks don't really attack like that and there was no way there would be one IN THE PLANE. the shark attacks were pretty uneventful outside of a few lost limbs. disaster horror isn't really my thing though. ALSO THE BEST FRIEND DUDE'S DUMBASS COMMENTS WTF LIKE "omg theres no cell service" OF COURSE THERES NO CELL SERVICE IN THE OCEAN DIPSHIT. when the bf dude lost his leg to a shark the mf had the AUDACITY to say "well at least now you'll meet your weight requirements" HUH?!!?!

 also the way the main character went through so much to get a teddy bear for a little girl. and at the end of the movie they toss it back in the ocean!!!!!! WHAT WAS ALL THAT FOR THEN WHAT

night swim

1/10 

oh my god I don't even know where to start. this movie was so stupidly hard to follow for no reason. so there are demons in the pool. but the water in the pool itself is what's evil... but it can control other water sources?? and you're supposed to sacrifice someone for a wish or something, like if you're sick, but in the end the dad sacrificed himself and the family got nothing in return. there was nothing scary about this movie. it gets 1 point for building anticipation but what's the point if its all for nothing..

imaginary

4/10

It wasn't the worst movie IMO, and it gave really strong Alice in wonderland vibes towards the end with whole magic door leading to a trippy imaginary world thing (the litttle girls name was Alice too) the Gloria death scene was also pretty funny, even tho it wasnt supposed to be, although it was just because of timing. overall a generally okay movie but I wouldn't watch it again.