Do You Ever Question Why We Advertise to Addicts?

I don't understand all these half naked young lady ads in liquor stores. Does that work on you guys for real?

Are you confused about which beer to buy? Do you drool over the hottest girl, and then you carry your case of beer to the biker guy running the liquor store while you question if he looks old because the sun exposure, or does he look old from the meth,  and then you forget how much the new beer brand you're buying even costs.

But damn, that bikini girl was hot.

No. No one with half a brain is falling for that shit. Okay? Advertisers do it because sex stimulates your mind. It's proven because the penis exists. And some women get paid to become the slut advertising things they hate. But in the end they are just gambling on getting your dick hard and hoping you remember the logo on the vagina covering. 

If you reverse the situation and imagine a world where the majority of the population is only gay men, and yes I know that's a weird thought with no real explanation but imagine gay men keep the rest of you as slaves for population control and they gentrified the entire world, minus the shitholes you straights live in... and lesbian island. That's next door to the amazing people of the Trans Continental reclaimed garbage patch island ran by the people who shall not ever be named without proper representation. 

Okay I established this fake world. Now imagine the beer ads are barely 18 year old guys in thongs holding various carbonated, no sugar, no carbs, no gluten, fruit flavored beverages.

Which drink are you tricked into buying?  The red head,  or the brunette,  or oh my God the blond is only wearing a sock while he shotguns this white claw

At least the liquor store clerk will be fabulous  in my fake world. The rest of you live in this big booby society that controls your penis like the government controls your media. And neither ends well according to history.