WATERMELON RANT.

"blah blah blahhh of COURSE out of all ppl YOU r eating watermelon blah bnlah blaaahhhhh ur black blah blah blahh" SHUT THE FUCKUPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHH I DONT CARE YOU SHCTEWPID IMBECILES!!11!!1!11!!!!1! IDC THAT ME ABSOLUTELY MOOOONCHING DOPWN AND OBLIVERATING BIG ASS CHONKS OF WATERMELON LIKE ITS ICE SPICES POOTHAY MAKES ME BLACK AS FUCK. I DO NAWT CAAAAAREEEEE EVERYONE LIKES WATERMELON.

IF YOU PERSONALLY DO NOT LIKE WATERMELON I AM JUDGING YOU BCZ UR WEIRD. UR ODD. UR INSANE IN THE FUCKINF MEMBRANE YOU SICK FUCKITY FUCKKK!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT BE ABSOLUTELY HEAD OVER HEELS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY LAWD HAVE MEEEERRRTHY IN LOVEEE WITH WATERMELON?!?!?!?!?!? ITZ LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST YUMMIEST SCRUMPTIOUS THINGS TO EVER BLESS TGGHIS EARTTTH YOU WEIRDO.......

WHITE PPL LIKE WATEWRMELON. HISPANIC PPL LIKE WATERMELON. BLACK PPL LIKE WATERMELON. NATIVE AMERICANS LIKE WATERMELON. ASAINS LIKE WATERMELON. MATTER OF FACT, I K N O W FOR A F A C T JAPANESE PPL LIKE WATERMELON!?!?!?! 

POINT IS, EVERYBODY LUH WATERMELON. STOP JUDGING ME YOU FRIED CHICKEN LOVING POPEYES DRY ASS BIIISCUIT WAY IN THE WATER SOLD BY UR OWN PPL NON SWIMMING ASSHOLES. 

......p.s.......all jokey wokeys i luv my melanated kings n queens n everythang inbetweenzzz :3