part time job or purgatory in disguise ?

i genuinely wanna know what goes through peoples brains when they're customers cuz like why is all your common sense switched off and you have the level of intellect of a zombie

like mf be touching shit that's not supposed to be touched AND THERES SIGNS like "don't touch the bread" and these grown-fossil-adults be touching bread with their grimy hands 

and i thought i was dumb nahhh

also showing up 5 mins before we close and ordering enough food for a village like you best be feeding the poor or sum 

and i do this sometimes like i go into a store and walk aimlessly or hang out there w my friends for a quick bit BUT NOT A WHOLE HOUR - and I'm tryna clean and these mf just staring at me.... 

GO HOME PLEASE

working customer service/retail is a level in dante's inferno

     - professional complainers xoxo