Top 8 reasons you should be my friend

I recently decided to stop using Meta products again and focus on social media that is more conducive to creativity. I'm not great at making connections on these platforms, so here are the Top 8 (yes) reasons you should be my friend on here:

1. You are passionate about progressive or leftist social causes. BLM, ACAB, and Free Palestine.
   
   
2. You like alternative fashion and/or making your own clothing/accessories.
   
   
3. You spend time on sites like SpaceHey and Neocities and other small tech sites and apps.
   
   
4. You're vegan/vegetarian and like cooking or making recipes (or just eating!).
   
   
5. You're a fan of lots of different kinds of music.
   
   
6. You're mentally ill (I'm just being honest).
   
   
7. You get nostalgic for the yesteryears of web 2.0 awesomeness.
   
   
8. Because I'm superrr cool?

Edit: no minors please.